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i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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