I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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