he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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