Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
