At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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