as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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