I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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