Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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