just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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