TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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