No, drunk sperm still make babies.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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