Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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