SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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