"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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