i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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