i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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