: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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