they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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