she woke up with a sticky ear
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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