is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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