i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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