Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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