Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
