cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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