YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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