We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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