I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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