the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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