I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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