Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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