kristin has been a bad kristin
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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