I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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