I feel like abortions should bother me more
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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