quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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