David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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