Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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