do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My vagina is very pro this idea
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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