i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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