I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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