i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We need a shit load of segways right now
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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