I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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