Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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