I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My pussy is not your playground.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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