also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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