people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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