don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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