Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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