have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she peed on how many people?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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