i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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