Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
only if we run a train.
done.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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