i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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