I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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