This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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