I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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