I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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