she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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